Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Because it had to go to sum-mer school.
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What school subject really rocks?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?