Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Because they also have eyes in the back of their heads.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What fish only swims at night?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?