Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Because she wanted to grow a power plant.
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
How are mountains able to see?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Which subject has two parts?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?