What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Mutt-on chop!
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?