How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why are cars magic?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the frog starve?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?