Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
A lie-brary.
What is the emptiest holiday?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why are goats so funny?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
How do you get kids to do something?