Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Because he literally bit the dust.
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How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?