Why are goats so funny?
They're always kidding around.
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?