What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Cardinals.
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What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
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What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?