What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
A pot roast.
Why did the tomato turn red?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What math figure is also in the band?
It's allergy season again?