What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?