What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile.
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
How does the sun listen to music?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do you call a silly hill?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?