Where do rabbits go out to dance?
A hip-hop club.
What does Santa order at the bar?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?