What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Can I take a rain check?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
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