What does Santa order at the bar?
A gin-gerbread and tonic.
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
How does a witch play loud music?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
When should you start writing a book?