What did the group of hobbits name their band?
The Lord of the Strings.
What do goats and moms have in common?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?