Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
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Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Which family member has tusks?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did the shower say to the toilet?