What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Briefs.
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Where do colds go on vacation?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
How do you spot a modern spider?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
How do you make a cow float?
My leaf blower doesn't work.