What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?