What do you call two birds stuck together?
Velcrows.
What sport do horses love to play?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?