Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Stop imagining.
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
I broke my finger!
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?