Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Euripides things, you buy them!
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What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Which insect is the smartest?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?