Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Because they always want strikes.
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?