Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Because they sleep like a dog.
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What fairy loves to count?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?