When does a horse talk?
Whinney wants to.
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
How do you spot a modern spider?