Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
He traveled a lot.
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?