Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
He traveled a lot.
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?