I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?