Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
It had too many fowls.
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you give a sick pig?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?