Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Because people always hit nails on the head.
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?