What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Where do termites go camping?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why don't ostriches fly ?