What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
What bird is always sad?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why are frogs always happy?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?