Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
It never goes over very well.
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why was the dog overweight?