What's the most determined bird?
A peli-can!
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
How much money does a skunk have?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Surprise!!!!
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?