What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Language Farts.
The museum curator needed a break.
When should you start writing a book?
What kind of bird can write?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Do you know the name Pavlov?