What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
The letter "E".
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What did the painter say to the wall?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?