Why did the chicken cross the net?
It wanted to get to the other site.
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?