What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?