How much money does a skunk have?
One scent.
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Which relative loves rice?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?