Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
They only have one tail!
How do birds threaten one another?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?