What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
A cemetery.
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?