Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
It was a steam engine.
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What condiment has wings?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?