Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
It had a date!
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?