Why did the mirror cross the road?
To see itself!
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why was the bud so shy?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?