What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
A Shiba Emu.
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?