Why are skunks always so depressed?
Because they think everything stinks.
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why did the peach come home from work early?