What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Alpaca lunch.
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What day is your mom always right?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?