Why do people always trip on September 22?
It's the start of fall.
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Which fly makes films?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?