What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissssss-tory.
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
How does a cow do math?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?