What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Blue Moon.
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
How do frogs get to work?
When do mice play every day?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?