Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.
How do you make a bandstand?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What bird is always sad?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?